Funny Graphic Tees Designed By Drummers for Drummers.
Capturing the inside jokes, technical obsessions, and foolery of life behind the kit.
Most Popular Tees
Printed on Softstyle® Blanks
We print on the ultra soft and lightweight Gildan 64000. After testing the Gildan against comparable Comfort Colors and Bella+Canvas t-shirts, we personally liked Gildan the best.
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
If a print is blurry, a seam rips, or we mess up your order, we will send a fresh replacement at zero cost. We've got your back.
Easy Sizing Swap Protection
Ordered the wrong size? Don’t mail it back! Keep the shirt you have (give it to your bassist), tell us, and we’ll hook you up with the right size for 50% off.
Designed by Real Drummers
No corporate masquerades here. Aaron and Brian Parker are real players with 45 years of combined drumming experience. We live for the rhythm (and the jokes).
Frequently asked questions
How long will it take to get my shirt?
Don't rush the tempo - we don't keep a dusty warehouse full of re-printed shirts. Every single shirt is freshly printed just for you when you order it.
Here's what that means for your timeline:
- Production: 2–5 business days to print and pack your gear.
- Shipping: to your doorstep add 3–6 business days within the contiguous 48 states or 7-12 days for outlying states and territories.
- Tracking: we'll email you a tracking link the second it hits the mail.
Total window: plan for roughly 5–15 business days from order to door.
Ordering for a gig? Give yourself some buffer - we'd hate for your shirt to arrive the day after the show.
What if I ordered the wrong size?
Classic sizing gamble. Because every shirt is custom-printed to order, traditional returns aren't how we roll (it's also pretty rough on the environment to ship stuff back and forth). So we use our "Keep It & Split the Difference" rule:
- Don't mail it back. Keep the shirt you have — give it to your bassist, drop it on your neighbor's porch, or use it as a grease rag for your drum hardware.
- Just hit up our contact page and tell us what size you actually need. We'll send you the correct size for 50% off, no return required.
- Pro tip: check our size chart before ordering so you nail it the first time. The Gildan 64000 runs true to size.
How do your shirts fit? Do they run true to size?
We print exclusively on the Gildan Softstyle 64000
Solid color shirts are 100% ring-spun cotton and run true to size. Heather and antique colors contain a polyester blend (anywhere from 10% to 65% depending on the colorway), which makes the fabric slightly more resistant to shrinkage but can also affect how the shirt drapes and fits. If you're between sizes, sizing up is a safe call.
What if my shirt arrives damaged or defective?
If your shirt shows up with a printing defect, a tear, or we accidentally sent you a Kazoo shirt instead of a Drumming shirt — we will fix it. Immediately. No questions asked.
Here's all we need:
- A quick photo of the issue
- Sent to us via our contact page within 30 days of delivery
We'll ship you a brand-new replacement at zero cost. No return required.